WARNING TO OTHER BANDS/LABELS!!! WE HAVE JUST BEEN RIPPED OFF BY A CD MANUFACTURING PLANT CALLED CD-XXL WHICH IS PART OF BANDIFESTO. THESE SACKS OF SHIT TOOK ALL THE MONEY FOR A GRANNIES CD ORDER AND KEPT IT. THEY "MANUFACTURED" NOTHING. THEY DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE, THEY RETURN E-MAILS ONLY WHEN THREATENED REPEATEDLY. WE WILL TRACK THEM DOWN AND KICK THEIR TINY LONG ISLAND, NY ASSES. NOT TO MENTION HELP SHUT THEIR WEBSITES DOWN! FYI PayPal HELPED FACILLITATE THIS MONEY EXCHANGE AND DID NOTHING TO GET OUR MONEY BACK, SO THEY CAN FEEL FREE TO SUCK OUR ASSES TOO!. THE GRANNIES CD RELEASE PARTY FOR "incontinence" ON FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2007 WILL STILL HAPPEN AND THERE WILL BE COPIES OF THE CD THERE, AS WE ARE BUSTING OUR ASSES (AND WALLETS!) TO REPRESS WITH A MORE REPUTABLE COMPANY IN TIME.

THE GRANNIES WILL BE RELEASING A B-SIDES AND COVERS ALBUM CALLED, "incontinence". THERE WILL BE 18 SONGS CULLED FROM THE 8 YEARS OF THEIR EXISTENCE. THESE ARE ALL STUDIO RECORDINGS THAT FOR WHATEVER REASON NEVER MADE IT ONTO AN OFFICIAL RELEASE. SEE TOUR DATES FOR THE RECORD RELEASE PARTY INFO.

THE GRANNIES WILL BE ON TOUR IN EUROPE MAY 31 - JUNE 10. GET THE SKINNY HERE. IF U WANNA BOOK 'EM GO HERE.

WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF COBRETTI'S DEBUT ROCKER, "VIOLATION GUARANTEED", WHICH WILL HIT THE STREETS APRIL 3, 2007!

WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF THE MIDNIGHT BOMBERS DEBUT CD, "EVIL STREETS" WILL HIT THE STREETS THIS NOVEMBER! 12 SONGS OF KILLER OLD SCHOOL HARD CORE. AMEN.

THE GRANNIES NEW CD/DVD "Gumjob/Granarchy in the E.U." IS HERE! ALSO IT LOOKS LIKE WE MAY HAVE A REMASTERED & REISSUED "ANGLE OF ATTACK" BY JACK ENDINO COMING YOUR WAY LATER THIS FALL.

2 NEW RELEASES ARE HEADED YOUR WAY THIS FALL! WT-004 THE GRANNIES, "GUMJOB" W/ 11 NEW ORIGINALS (4 OF WHICH YOU CAN PREVIEW/STREAM HERE) AND 2 COVER SONGS (DEVO & WIPERS). IT SHOULD BE AVAILABLE IN LATE SEPTEMBER. SEE TOUR DATES FOR THE RELEASE SHOW FOR THIS ALBUM.

AND EIGHT YEARS AFTER IT WAS RECORDED BY JACK ENDINO WE ARE PROUD TO PRESENT WT-005 AIN'T,"WASHING THE BLOOD OFF" IN FULL DIGITAL GLORY. THIS ALBUM FEATURES 10 NEW ORIGINALS (PREVIEW/STREAM 4 OF THEM HERE) AND 3 COVER SONGS (POISON IDEA, BRENDA LEE & DIRTY POWER). THIS RECORDING FEATURES PETE KREBS PLAYING STEEL GUITAR ON A COUPLE SONGS. IT WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE FROM iTUNES (AGAIN IN LATE SEPTEMBER 2006). THERE WILL BE NO PHYSICAL PRODUCT. IF YOU REALLY REALLY DESIRE AN ACTUAL CD, PLEASE CONTACT THE LABEL AND WE CAN "MAKE" YOU ONE FOR A NOMINAL CHARGE.

ALL OF OUR MUSIC IS NOW AVAILABLE DIGITALLY VIA iTUNES! SEE RELEASES OR FOR JACK ENDINO'S MOST RECENT RELEASE ON iTUNES CLICK HERE.

LABEL F(L)AGSHIPS, THE GRANNIES, WILL BE HEADING TO SCOTTY CRANE'S SOUNDHOUSE RECORDING IN WATERY SEATTLE TO RECORD THEIR FOLLOW UP TO THE AWARD WINNING LAST ALBUM, "ERECTED LADY MAN". KEEP YOUR FINGERS (and other body parts) CROSSED. THEY'RE HONORED TO BE ONCE AGAIN WORKING W/ MR. JACK ENDINO.

DIRTY POWER IS PRESENTLY WORKING ON THEIR SECOND FULL LENGTH WITH JACK ENDINO. YOU CAN ALSO HEAR MP3'S OF THEIR LIVE VERSIONS OF FLEETWOOD MAC'S "RUMORS" RIGHT HERE.

JACK ENDINO'S NEW SLAB CONTINUES TO SELL WELL IN EUROPE, GETTING MAGAZINE COVERS AND A TON OF INTERVIEWS. THE USA HAS SOME CATCHING UP TO DO IN THAT DEPARTMENT. AHEM.

WE HAVE INKED A DEAL WITH IODA TO HANDLE ALL OUR (AND YOURS!) DIGITAL MUSIC NEEDS. MORE ON THIS AS WE GET OUR MUSIC CATALOGED BY THEM.

MOTORHOME HAS OFFICIALLY BROKEN UP AND THE MEMBERS HAVE REFORMED INTO 2 NEW BANDS; COBRETTI & BADSTRIP.

JACK ENDINO WILL BE PLAYING AN IN-STORE AT EASY STREET, 20 MERCER ST., SEATTLE ON SUNDAY NOVEMBER 6th @ 5PM W/ DIRTY POWER AS A BACKING BAND. THIS SHOULD BE A RARE AND INTIMATE OPPORTUNITY TO GET SOME QUALITY ROCK ON YOU!

THE GRANNIES WILL BE PLAYING A NEW ORLEANS DISASTER RELIEF BENEFIT AT 12 GALAXIES SUN SEP 11 W/ THE PLUS ONES, LUXXURY, POLKACIDE & RASHMON EFFECT. COME OUT AND GET DRUNK FOR A GOOD CAUSE!

OK ROCKERZ, JACK ENDINO'S NEW ALBUM, "PERMANENT FATAL ERROR" WILL BE RELEASED IN EUROPE FRI NOV 11 AND HERE IN THE USA ON TUE OCT 25! ADVANCE COPIES ARE FOR SALE HERE NOW!...JACK WILL BE DOING A FEW WEST COAST SHOWS IN HONOR OF THIS EVENT. SEE TOUR DATES FOR DETAILS. WRITERS AND RADIO FOLKS CAN FIND A BIO AND SOME NEW SNAZZY PHOTOS OF THE "GODFATHER OF GRUNGE" ON THE MEDIA PAGE.

WE HERE AT WONDERTAKER HQ ARE REALLY PLEASED TO REPORT THAT JACK ENDINO WILL BE RELEASING HIS FIRST ALBUM OF NEW MUSIC IN 12 YEARS! WITH US!!! THAT'S RIGHT, AND WHAT'S MORE, HE WILL BE PLAYING SOME SELECT DATES ON THE WEST COAST TO PROMOTE THIS EVENT! HIS ALBUM, "PERMANENT FATAL ERROR" WILL BE AVAILABLE THIS OCTOBER. MORE INFO ON THIS AS WE GET IT.

WE GOT OURSELVES A NEW WEBSITE COURTESY OF CHRIS PEE, WHICH WE'RE OVERJOYED ABOUT.

THE GRANNIES HAVE JUST RETURNED FROM A MONTH LONG EUROPEAN TOUR WHERE THEY PLAYED WITH AWESOME BANDS LIKE; LA FRACTION (FRANCE), THE DIRTSHAKES (GERMANY), HACK MACK JACKSON (GERMANY), SIN CITY CIRCUS LADIES (GERMANY), LOW POINT DRAINS (NETHERLANDS), 69 CHARGER (NETHERLANDS), THE SKIDMARKS (NETHERLANDS) & ANIMAL BOYS (SWITZERLAND).